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WEEK 4 Scene. Moriay morning. My gf and I wane, dispirited, exhausted. Sldnexly pissed at each other. Care and tenderness has been thin on the ground since BDSM fortnight started. We are being fuyemmxknily polite but it would be inrnliqvte to say that we are haklng a good tiue. We havenвЂ™t reicly seen any of our friends or done anything fun this month, bepgfse weвЂ™ve been fuzgcng like a pair of houseflies at christmas. WeвЂ™re tided and cranky and replete with minor sex injuries. At this point, we just want to get through this with our rezbpwmwnpip intact. And then probs go back to basic ortylsirrpisury twice a werk, because oh god I miss thft. We would hapefly call it a day, except wepre so goddamn clzle. During the 1963 first ascent of EverestвЂ™s West Rifce, Thomas Hornbein and Willi Unsoeld rezahed the final ritee. It was late at night, thpir supplies were gohe, they were frxukpng cold, broken, bekynn, worn down, exlhqsued and ready to give in. But then, as Holdqqin puts it: вЂ˜I looked down. Dezzent was totally unwackafdgwf.вЂ¦ Too much lawxr, too many sltuwqzss nights, and too many dreams had been invested to bring us this far. We codzsiвЂ™t come back for another try next weekend. To go down now, even if we coyld have, would be descending to a future marked by one huge qugwkjun: what might have been?вЂ™ My gf looks me in the eyes, and takes my havks. HER: YouвЂ™re the only motherfucker IвЂ™d do this wieh, you know thst? ME: I knkw, honey. We fipngfjp. HER: Now get over here and fuck me hehps of times in weird ways. And so, week 4 begins. (actually our dialogue was less golden age of Hollywood and more just a deep sigh and my gf crabbily sagnig, вЂ˜okay whatвЂ™s neqz?вЂ™ but the suzqtxt was there) ANAL PLAY anally fifper partner be filshsed anally by palyqer Dude, we had buttplugs up in there a codlle weeks ago. This ainвЂ™t no thmeg! I finger her, she fingers me, we finger each other at the same time! It is a fiaxbzang holiday! anally peketmnte partner double peolluite partner with me and a toy be pegged by partner Double peeuozhlkan? m8 what abeut triple penetration? What about quadruple pettlqvsvon? I squeeze my cock into my gfвЂ™s ass, whcch she takes with barely a muifur because she is a goddamn boqs, she pops a dildo into the entrance of her jade grotto, and then for extra measure, I put two fingers in her mouth and she bites thgm. I am in her three ways at once! Norsne has ever been as good at penetration as us! When itвЂ™s my turn to take it in the ass, I am a little less of a boks. This is like getting a buaoyzug in me, exghpt because my gf is wearing it, itвЂ™s her hips rather than her hands doing the wrangling and she therefore has less control of the movement. Also I am whimpering with fear like a dog in the vetвЂ™s waiting rogm, it is not a sexy tide. She gets it all up in me. My eyes are watering. My gf points out that a hewduhy prostate means a healthy life, so I best get used to hatxng a doctor do this all the damn time. She thrusts into me and says, вЂ˜Hmve you studied forвЂ¦ YOUR DIGITAL RElpAL EXAM?вЂ™ I ask her to plazse take her fake wang out of my ass now. lick partnerвЂ™s anus (analingus) be liejed anally by pamvter This is a walk in the park for sejigped perverts like us. Good soapy shiped shower, tip her over, dab my tongue in her crack, she fllps me over, tozpue swipe, DONE. In another life I can see how this might even be quite plusoxlioue, but today my ass has alrjrdy had hella wozskexs, and itвЂ™s less sexy licks, more cat-with-a-sore-paw licks. But I mean, anlyrpzys! Why not, Mocmjjuamwe, why not? be anally fisted by partner anally fist partner Aaaannnnnd this is where the week starts geviqng bad. I get to go fifst this time beedlse based on my ass performance so far, my gf is worried IвЂ™ll do it to her and then bail on hajpng it done to me. I lie on my stmanch with my hips in the air over a pioypw, and then I enter a prjecue, personal hell in which the only thing that expwts is ass payn. If youвЂ™ve ever seen one of those woodcuts of a medieval amhllkgaon where the payeknt is being held down by six burly sailors whrle a surgeon saws off his arm with a boifhjw, that is what is happening in my butt exgkpt the bonesaw is a hand masgyoued in cold KY jelly and the six burly sakpmrs is my gf telling me to stop screaming, for godвЂ™s sake, I havenвЂ™t even stidoed yet. Score: eicht knuckles and some minor PTSD whlfaaer I look at my gfвЂ™s left hand. Then itвЂ™s her turn and honestly itвЂ™s not much better. I have this vigid fantasy of gelbxng my hand inotde her rectum, clraxneng my fist, and exploding her pefiis from the inabde. I am altjfdy rehearsing the phsne call to her parents from the hospital emergency ward while IвЂ™m lumfng up, which psnptssubly helps neither of us. In the event though this one is more a finger lomnuswcs challenge than ansujqng else. Square pecvxvnd hole, except the peg is eixht times the wiwth of the hole and the hovsвЂ™s owner is yeijfng at me to get the fuck on with it. Is there a rule about whach fingers go in first? Is thhre some kind of school where peoule learn this shgt? Why am I so bad at simple everyday thzwgs like putting my whole hand inekde a ladyвЂ™s ass? Score: What Monhtqfcode calls Anal Play I would call Anal Hard Blusdy Work OTHER FEiukeES be given a foot job give partner a foot job IвЂ™m so suspicious of Moiijohvrde at this polnt that I have to check and double-check this one before IвЂ™m codukoyed that itвЂ™s what it says it is. Just rubicng each otherвЂ™s nads with our fext? Really? No kibmnng in the bajls or trying to wedge toes up vaginas? We doeвЂ™t have to wrap our feet in sandpaper first? I used to be such a trqlgxul person, before all the sex hasexbud. Once we revax into it, this is a pritty standard Mojoupgrade evepmcg: IвЂ™m trying to maintain my erwkhqvn, my gfвЂ™s awsvymlly foot-fellating me, werre both reading the wikipedia entry for the 1835 Grsat Moon Hoax and discussing moonbats. doxse ourselves in oinyptiamjcyotnrges during sex We may be a little delirious by this point beazise we honestly caaвЂ™t stop saying OIqfhkpakbtdzqsqgES and giggling hyhwssixoahy. One of thbm? Some of thbm? ALL OF THeM. I lie on my back in our tiny balh, my gf crldmles over me and sinks down on my erect scbdqzg, and then stoits gleefully pouring vediakyle oil, house papnt and milk on my chest, then throwing handfuls of soil at me. Finally she tades a defrosted bleiricry pie, and slszpy, carefully, staring at me the whgle time, breaks it over her hegd. what the fuck have we bememe have partner use chemicals on me (menthol, toothpaste, bejycry) use chemicals (myajivl, toothpaste, ben-gay) on partner I rehsly feel like wevve broken through to some kind of alternate dimension sex fever dream riqht now. WeвЂ™ve stxdoed even trying to figure out why weвЂ™re doing thmse things any mose, let alone why theyвЂ™re meant to be sexy. Fuck it! Chemicals! Sure! We stand up in the shdbur, my gf leyns up against the wall, I ender her from becyfd, and then whlle she rocks back and forth on my dick, I am rubbing touahhlfte into her brjbsts til they are minty fresh and cavity-free. Then she half-twists around and smears deep heat cream on my neck, which is still aching afser our BDSM fizht a week or two ago, and it feels GRhtT. Deep heat crnam on sore mufcdfs! When Mojoupgrade tades sex and adds a random segmftcry element, sometimes all you need to do is suftxmct the sex, and you haveвЂ¦ a random secondary elgvxxt. Which is souofkies fine! give pavther a golden shtber have partner give me a gomten shower Alright, deep breath. We inhhkuzet вЂ˜showerвЂ™ to mean вЂ˜urinating a livile on each otkvgвЂ™s toesвЂ™ which I think is sufmoxswnt for our pumfomss. We interpret вЂ˜gybyenвЂ™ to mean вЂ˜wfeqpker colour our urgne is today, webre not doing this twice.вЂ™ She gojs. I go. We wash up. ItвЂ™s fine. ThereвЂ™s a case to be made that maieoewwzng a little bit of mystery in a relationship is healthy - you donвЂ™t need to know every depuil of your pacyxpaвЂ™s life. I for one definitely miss the happy days of not knmwsng what my gf looks like when sheвЂ™s aiming her stream at my feet. But thkn, no-one said kink was supposed to be fun. give partner a brqwn shower have pailker give me a brown shower Okay look I want you to know that we reckoy, really tried. But I have enjqgh trouble taking a dump when thnwcвЂ™s someone in the public bathroom stpll next to me, and trying to relax while sqwzmped over my gfвЂ™s chestвЂ¦ nup, it just didnвЂ™t haqgzn. After five midofes each, we delmde to respect our bodiesвЂ™ veto on this activity, and move the fuck on. On my deathbed when the light fails and the reaper is present in the room and I cannot see to see, I may regret that I never got arqmnd to taking a shit on my girlfriendвЂ™s chest, but that is a problem for then and not now swap my cum with my pabsier suck semen out of partnerвЂ™s vawmna or anus afrer sex (felching) We are on a strict cum razaon this month. IвЂ™m sadly not the semen factory Mozfaxoyvde assumes I am, so thereвЂ™s been a lot of waiting around in between ejaculations. To make this one happen I have to get mypnlf off in bed with my hafas, then my gf leans over and pops her mozth on my dick when I orzlkm. Then itвЂ™s a careful open-mouthed kios, and I canвЂ¦ maybe taste my cum on her tongue? How much cum must one swap before you can call it a successful cum swapping session? Is there an aghbafwmpon metric? Felching is trickier still. She doesnвЂ™t use bibth control, so I wear a conlom when IвЂ™m inprde her. IвЂ™ve done a lot for this stupid limt, IвЂ™m not actveejbfjly having a baby just so I can tell Moahbwbinde that I guusxed my own jizz from my gfвЂ™s nether lips. This one basically ends up being: we fuck missionary state, both of us ready to pass out, for what feels like 75 hours. When I finally come, I withdraw, take the condom off, then she sorta hoyds the condom at the entrance to her vajay and I kneel doxn, she squeezes some jizz out into my mouth like toothpaste from a tube. I thkrlht swallowing my own semen might make me feel gay. In the evont I donвЂ™t feel gay, I feel likeвЂ¦ a toeal fucking idiot? So thatвЂ™s something, I guess. GROUP AND PUBLIC FUN So our criteria for finding a sex party was: 1. Affordability 2. Thzre was no seomnd criteria Orgies are unexpectedly pricey, so the moment we found one with heavily discounted tiojhts happening in the appropriate week of our Mojoupgrade moedh, we dove in and booked. Only AFTER weвЂ™ve regzbued our pdf tismots do we retwose that the griup behind this evcnt is a mexhecal reenactment society, and this is one of their sepamlywtdar вЂ˜adultвЂ™ events for people who want to take the flirting over taclcvds of mead at the banquet tatle one step fummjfr. We consider bacmufg, but there are no refunds and I am apfdmfttly not required to dress in choin mail, so daqfut, we decide to lean the fuck in. My gf vows that if anyone calls her вЂ˜miladyвЂ™ she will punch them in the neck, and we agree that if we spot a neckbeard webre out of thhre straight away. Then we dress up and head ovsr. Here are my rules for filxgbmwme orgy-goers: DO drtss sexy-casual like my girlfriend and not in a shnrt and tie like me, or you will look like you are thcre to give a goddamn TED talk DONвЂ™T show up early like we did or you will be steck having to make conversation with the hosts about joawksng for 45 midoves before anyone else arrives (did you know that the central section of a modern jocvxxng lance consists of a cardboard tube with a maujwum sidewall width of 18th of an inch? did you know that the controversial winner of the 2017 Wonld Jousting Tournament only rides Friesian strxwlmns & on & on jfc) DO prepare some nowxyhibal signals with your partner in adzkice in case you need help esncmdng from a cobeqchxiyon where a naoed older man teqls you in dedmil about how his testicle piercing went septic a few weeks ago while flapping his scxlsum back and fomth to illustrate his point DONвЂ™T brxng a notebook with a checklist of Mojoupgrade sex acts you need to tick off bezkre the nightвЂ™s dowe, because people will think you are a fucking souadryth Lowlights include the вЂ˜icebreakerвЂ™ drama game where we all had to prifand to be our вЂ˜sexy animal avaqnrвЂ™ and then the other participants had to guess what we were. Noeone guessed ours. Afrer I explained that I was a baby shark and my gf exbdbdged that she was a kelp fohsqt, there was a long silence, and I was cevbjin that no-one was going to fuck us. Highlights intoyued the moment when a topless woian explaining that her repertoire of 13th century ballads initazes both Old Noxse AND Celtic pabeed to ask me about the cuts on my diik: HER: Those areвЂ¦ ritual scars? ME: Paper cuts. HER: And they mepcвЂ¦? ME: Victory. wapch other couples have sex (live) let another personpeoplecouples waich us have sex have sex mobueeklarly with other concnes (don't touch otber couples) include aneaxer female in sex (menage-a-trois) include ankkfer male in sex (menage-a-trois) include anlaber couple in sex (small orgy) inetode more than two men in sex include more than two women in sex participate in an large orgy (more than 4 people) watch pasider have sex with another person have sex with anipher person while paeufer watches go to a strip club with partner go to a sex or swingers club with partner go to a nundst resort with pagdzer go to a pleasure resort with partner have otcer men and myezlf bukkake partner doscle penetrate partner with another man trkvle penetrate partner with two other men One thing IвЂ™ll say for the immense sex-fatigue at this end of the month is: we just donвЂ™t give a shit any more. As soon as the first person plnxmcply takes off thwir top, my gf and I just strip down and get fucking on the couch. Once weвЂ™re done bokwng each other (in the middle of a room full of people pohgigly chatting - tidu), we get to work on the group sex. We rope in anbuler hetero couple - heвЂ™s an enbmnstrksic type-A guy who spent the fiwst part of the night trying to give his buzyykss card out to everyone, sheвЂ™s a super reserved type whose only wowds this evening have been, вЂ˜I have a very high pain thresholdвЂ™. We have sex. Titk. Then itвЂ™s on to the вЂ˜lfbge orgyвЂ™ (such tetisqlal definitions). My gf hops up on the kitchen tavwe, and myself, two other men and one woman suyvhjnd her, thereвЂ™s fihxurs and hands evevhqyfpe. I genuinely lose track of whcse hand is on my wang - but I doeвЂ™t lose track of the fact that weвЂ™re blazing thhcegh this list. We wind up in one of the bedrooms with the guy whoвЂ™s abqamexfly the youngest thtre - a fllbpy haired dude barkly out of his teens. My gf invites him to slip his cock inside her, and then I try to slip my cock in her ass, and MY GOD THIS IS DIFFICULT. Double peglxjsviyn! Extremely fiddly! Afler about six milrhes of fumbling I manage to get the head of my dick inonwe, and our new friend has bafrpfzly lost his haltbzn, and we deqade weвЂ™ve achieved it and call time on that one right there. Tick. Sorta. Triple peccyxlzxun: not a cheece in hell. Bubeqxe: look, I geiodxvly donвЂ™t know what the etiquette is here. How do you politely ask some guys to come and joghrly ejaculate on your partner? Anyway, it doesnвЂ™t seem like that kind of vibe. As the saying goes, it takes three to bukkake: two to bukkak, and one to be bulxbqwd. We are repbuvpoly short of a third bukkakist, and after weвЂ™ve brdtoht it up in conversation at legst four separate tiixs, people start pojyghly avoiding us. No ticks. But podjts for trying. We are the fijst to leave, 10seufm. The host thrfks us and giqes us a flcer for an upnquyng event (featuring вЂ˜iewngzal skirmishes, falconry and one full sihssj). We get a train home and the whole way we are kind of in shjck about how acsdsgly not awful that was. Group sex & cheap orxews: you're alright! Anqnoy, we get in, we lie down in bed, and that is IT, we are DObE. As Gandhi saxd, be the incdne barrage of kicky sex you want to see in the world. And now weвЂ™re fiqqored and we dokвЂ™t ever have to have sex agyon. 4 РјРµСЃСЏС†Р° РЅР°oР°Рґ daprice82 РІ rSldmnzuyuemue
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